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Post  daeim on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 pm

pergi ke London makan papaya
papaya di sumbat dalam biji lada
sian si baby tidak berdaya
harap korang semua nak tolong tapi mengada

hehehehee

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Post  mabukrider on Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:21 pm

pergi ke timur laste naik bas
pergi ke sri lanka jd LTTE
yg ko dok pukul canang 2 buat apa
ko ambil dan bela jelah baby 2

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Post  daeim on Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:10 pm

Kelab Bell Belia Tamil Temerloh
Si antu yg jadi Presiden tetapnya
aku saja ja bagitau pd kawan2 aku yg mandul
mana tau teringin nak timang baby

ejkekekekke

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Post  mabukrider on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:19 pm

mandul hehehheheh.... mlam 2 ko tnya pda orng yg betul.... antu 2 kan mandul dh lah mandul mati pucuk plak 2...
ko jgn bsing2 nanti malu lah dia hehehheehhe

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Post  Rinaz on Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:22 pm

abg mabuk,daeim,antu
duduk minum gerai cina
datang kemari duduk beradu
sambil sengeh tangan meraba...

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Post  daeim on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:33 pm

rinaz stim sebab diraba
diraba oleh abg mabukinata
rinaz memang suka diraba
stimz sampai terbalik biji mata

hehehehe

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Post  Rinaz on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:56 am

utk pengetahuan abg2 sume ade bbrp post tpaksa rinaz delete sbb ade unsur2 klucahan yg melampau..hrp abg2 sume fhm..

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Post  daeim on Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:00 pm

Rinaz wrote:utk pengetahuan abg2 sume ade bbrp post tpaksa rinaz delete sbb ade unsur2 klucahan yg melampau..hrp abg2 sume fhm..

nie rinaz ke mucup...? hehehe...

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Post  eazybuG on Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:20 pm

Roslan sotong naik kereta,
Jumpa si Apai dikandang rusa,
Amalan pantun budaya kita,
Jangan sampai tersasul bahasa.

Kena lumpur ke muka terpalit,
Asyik dok usha mencari cewek,
Nanti post kene delete,
Oleh pengetua ruangan awek.... Very Happy

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Post  daeim on Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Dikir barat seorang tukang karut
tanam tebu tak payah berbaja
boleh berpantun jangan mencarut
Pengetua nak delete buatkan aje

hehehehe

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Post  mabukrider on Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:18 am

Dua tiga kucing berlari
Mana nak sama sikucing belang
Berhari-hari aku mencari
Kenapa daeim tak kunjung datang?

Mana nak sama sikucing belang
Kucing hitam dan kucing putih
Kenapa daeim tak kunjung datang
Hatiku ini semakin merintih heheheheheh

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Post  daeim on Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:13 pm

jom g GSC tengok wayang
tengok wayang cerita cina
aku berada disini sayang
jangan dirisau gundah gulana

hehehehhee

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Post  mabukrider on Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:29 am

dh xda org nak berpantun lg ke? kang mod lock ada plak yg marah... dpat dia aku dgn daeim sumpah plak di org heheheeheheh

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Post  daeim on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:25 pm

semakin dilupa pantun warisan
mereka malu berpantun sbb kemaluan
mucup dan antu dgn pantun libasan
mabuk dan rinaz pandang kemaluan

hehehehehe

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Post  Mucup on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:03 pm

buah durian berbuat lebat
anak ayam atas titi
sila lah berpantu wahai sahabat
hamba sudi untuk membeli...

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Post  eL on Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:51 pm

Pergi ke pasar bersama Mek Yati,
Pergi membeli udang Galah,
Wahai mucup yg baik hati,
Bila la nk p tngk Gajah?

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Post  antu_ride on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:22 pm

lubang idung mabuk kembang kuncup..
sebab menghidu tahi lembu....
apa lagi mucup...
El nak tgk belalai gajahmu....ekkeekke...

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Post  daeim on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:33 pm

Jarum Emas di celah kemuncup
Daun Kemuncup digilis lori
El nak tgk belalai gajah mucup
Mucup tersipu malu terus berlari

gajah...gajah...gajah...kata Sin Chan

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Post  antu_ride on Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:21 pm

seluar kena kemucup,
nak amik daun ketumbar...
memang besar belali mucup...
tapi sayang mambar..... Very Happy Very Happy

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Post  daeim on Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:57 pm

Naik feri merah ke gunung jelai
main masak masak guna senduk
mambar tapi berkuasa itulah belalai
tapi pada mucup langsung tertunduk

ehehehehe

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Post  Rinaz on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:58 pm

hidung mabuk kembang kecup
dalam hidung ada tahi
jgn di kata pada mucup
lum tgok sudah berahi..

eheheheh....

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Post  daeim on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:16 pm

apa ada pada mucup
hanya melibas sana sini
dengar saja nama mucup
memang langsung tak berahi

hehehehe

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Post  Mucup on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:24 pm

pantun apa laa korang ni bantai...aduiiss x ilmiah laaa Very Happy

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Post  daeim on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:31 pm

PANTUN SELOKA...nak ilmiah masuk MalaysiaKini laa..takpun BeritaHarianDaily..hehehe

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Post  mabukrider on Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:45 pm

pantun lucah lah yg paling ilmiah heheheheeh

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