Understanding marketing terminology

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing .

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party. One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!" That's Advertising .

Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?" That's Public Relations .

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up to him and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" That's Brand Recognition .

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face. That's Customer Feedback.
Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband. That's Demand and Supply gap .

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and before he can say anything, another person comes andtells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share..
And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives. That's restriction for entering new markets

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